It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
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she told me i tasted like america
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
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I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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