we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Text me some of your sweat
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