I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Randomize
