Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
