? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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