Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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