I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
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