just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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