I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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