i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
It's official drugs can't kill me
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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