i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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