Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
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We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
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Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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