Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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