4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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