So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
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