you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
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Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
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Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.