he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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