my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Another day, another engagement, another cat
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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