He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Pants are for mortals
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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