I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
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Even my vagina gasped.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
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I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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