This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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