Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
The power of my boobs compel you
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
