I accidentally had phone sex last night
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I just gift wrapped bread.
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I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
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The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
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