Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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