Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
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all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
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If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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