VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
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She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
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Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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