honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
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at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
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He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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