Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
