Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
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