Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
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She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
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I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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