so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
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failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
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I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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