everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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