tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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