we have pet lesbian snakes
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
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Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
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Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
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