You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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