Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Drake has all the answers
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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