last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
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Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
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I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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