She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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