I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
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The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
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Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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