is wine microwaveable?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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