Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
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So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
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If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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