Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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