i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
There was a lot of him and a little penis
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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