Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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