Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
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I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
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I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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