Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
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I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
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Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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