Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Who died my cat blue again?
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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