Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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