i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
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You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
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I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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