so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
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A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
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No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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