It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
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he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
How's your threesome situation going?
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I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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