she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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